CALWELL: Godwin Grech photographed red-handed with fake koala he-male; Payton L. Inkletter kidnapped from his home in Perth; Mrs Inkletter not worried

Be all that as it may, meanwhile:

In other news…

02^nd July 2009:

Thursday: Up at noon on a day that would have some drama develop…

After taking the couple of hours to wake up and be presentable to the world, on this cold fine winter’s day, I began a huge kitchen clean up while the devoted derringer – after receiving empathetic support from me regarding a close relative’s invalidations by phone – drove off to take The Dear Leader on a shopping spree, likely to be of epic proportions.

I was elbow deep at the sink in suds when, before three I heard the soon-to-be svelte suckable sweet opening the door… Must have forgotten something, I thought, only to be put quickly in the picture that...

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