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Monday, November 2, 2009

BARNFEATHER: Low farce moves to unseemliness and on to unprecedented remonstrance on court’s steps in sensational Inkletter vs Balderdash-Piffle case!

Enamel Splitting Decision Causes Writer’s Teeth to Gnash


Nozee Parker, Butler National Park Court Reporter for both The Piffle and The Balderdash


Unprecedented scenes greeted mid-morning shoppers in downtown Barnfeather yesterday, as the fall out from a contentious court case spilled out into the street below the imposing steps of Barnfeather Magistrates Court.


Visibly upset little children clung to their distressed mothers as they witnessed local writer and questionably gifted underachiever, Payton L. Inkletter, primitively disporting himself by swinging punches at journalists from the mastheads of the twin singular towns, deep in Butler National Park, Barnfeather and Puppinyup, those mastheads being none other than the well read rags The Puppinduppinyup Piffle and The Barnfeather Balderdash. The altercation itself, let alone its intensity, caught Barnfeather’s constabulary completely by surprise, and it was a whole twenty five minutes before the first officers arrived – hopelessly after the event, having had to leave midway through a raid at The Chockers Cherub – a mere hundred yards down the road – for a regulation measuring exercise of the exposed midriffs of that venerable watering hole’s skimpy barmaids – yes these meticulously devoted law enforcement officers tardily arrived in a crowd control armoured vehicle, and initiated phase one of their bad hat control strategies, letting rip with the water cannon upon one very hot under the collar word sculptor; however, I am getting ahead of myself…


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